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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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im tired can i sit on ur cock

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polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

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"Oh my God, you’re gay and you haven’t (insert verb) (insert noun)?!"

What do you call a woman who cuts your hair?


Barbara.

alefuckingsana:

Giveaway time! 

THIS WILL BE 1 OF 2 GIVEAWAYS

RULES:

  1. You don’t have to be following me, although that would be nice
  2. You can reblog this as much as you want LIKES DO NOT COUNT
  3. I will choose the url randomly and I will message the winner once I have got one. If I don’t get a response within 24hrs, I will choose another winner.
  4. No making a new blog just so you can reblog the shit out of this either haha
  5. You have to be okay with giving me your address (because how else would I send you your winnings? haha) 
  6. If you are the winner and you want to pick and choose from this group of items that is fine, I will just do another giveaway with what you don’t want (only saying this because I know not everyone wants a gigantic shirt haha)
  7. I will post the winner Saturday at midnight
  8. Have fun and good luck!

WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE:

  • Tour poster signed by everyone but Shawn (sorry guys, I missed him at VIP)
  • A VIP t-shirt (XXL sorry for the huge size, I’m not the smallest person)
  • A VIP Alesana dog-tag necklace
  • An Alesana drink cozy
  • A VIP laminate

I’ve never done one of these before so bare with me

alefuckingsana:

Giveaway time! 

THIS WILL BE 1 OF 2 GIVEAWAYS

RULES:

  1. You don’t have to be following me, although that would be nice
  2. You can reblog this as much as you want LIKES DO NOT COUNT
  3. I will choose the url randomly and I will message the winner once I have got one. If I don’t get a response within 24hrs, I will choose another winner.
  4. You have to be okay with giving me your address (because how else would I send you your winnings? haha) 
  5. No making a new blog just so you can reblog the shit out of this either haha
  6. If you are the winner and you want to pick and choose from this group of items that is fine, I will just do another giveaway with what you don’t want (only saying this because I know not everyone wants a gigantic shirt haha)
  7. I will post the winner Saturday at midnight
  8. Have fun and good luck!

WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE: 

  • Laminated VIP lanyard signed by everyone but Jeremy and Shawn (I couldn’t find them for the life of me haha sorry guys) 
  • Alesana sticker
  • An (not signed, sorry guys) Alesana tour poster
  • A VIP Alesana shirt (XXL sorry it’s so big, I’m not the smallest person) 

If my preorders ever freaking get here I will also include a copy of the Decade EP!

alefuckingsana:

Giveaway time! 

THIS WILL BE 1 OF 2 GIVEAWAYS

RULES:

  1. You don’t have to be following me, although that would be nice
  2. You can reblog this as much as you want LIKES DO NOT COUNT
  3. I will choose the url randomly and I will message the winner once I have got one. If I don’t get a response within 24hrs, I will choose another winner.
  4. No making a new blog just so you can reblog the shit out of this either haha
  5. You have to be okay with giving me your address (because how else would I send you your winnings? haha) 
  6. If you are the winner and you want to pick and choose from this group of items that is fine, I will just do another giveaway with what you don’t want (only saying this because I know not everyone wants a gigantic shirt haha)
  7. I will post the winner Saturday at midnight
  8. Have fun and good luck!

WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE:

  • Tour poster signed by everyone but Shawn (sorry guys, I missed him at VIP)
  • A VIP t-shirt (XXL sorry for the huge size, I’m not the smallest person)
  • A VIP Alesana dog-tag necklace
  • An Alesana drink cozy
  • A VIP laminate

I’ve never done one of these before so bare with me